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Wrinkles N Jowels Club

Two bulldogs. Infinite opinions .....

On EVERYTHING from snacks, naps, wrinkle care, and the audacity of the Amazon delivery drivers!

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Life's better when you've got a bulldog on your lap and drool on your shirt.

Wrinkles. Jowls. Zero Regrets.

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We didn't choose the bulldog life. The bulldog life chose us.... we just snore and nap on it.

We're two English Bulldogs living our best lives. Our mom, Ms. Dee, works and operates a Tattoo & Piercing shop, while we run ALL OVER the place.

 

We eat, we nap, we destroy toys, and sometimes (all the time) our mom takes pictures of us. This site is ours, but we need our mom to help us type.

Snooze Report

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The Art of the 45-Minute Power Nap

Frank and Rambo discuss the optimal snoring frequency and the impact of sunlight placement on overall nap quality. A must-read for any dedicated sleeper.

Snack Review

Organic PB
vs.The Store Brand

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The Merch Den

Wrinkle Care  Wrinkle Care  Wrinkle Care

Clean Daily

Use a soft cloth or baby wipe to clean between every fold. Moisture buildup causes infections fast.

Dry Thoroughly

Always dry after cleaning. A damp wrinkle is a sad wrinkle.

Check for Redness

Pink is okay. Red, raw, or smelly means vet time. Rambo says don't wait.

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